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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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nathanielemmett:

"ABCDEFGeek, Vol. 1" by Otis Frampton. These are awesome! Poster available for purchase here.

(by the way — ‘T’ is for ‘Tribble’!)

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Earlier, a 70 year old woman came in to get her grandson’s bike fixed. She saw my Flash shirt, got this look on her face, proceeded to dig around in her purse for a minute, then pulled out her keys. On her keyring along with her keys and a couple of little scanner tags were a really battered…

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oldschoolfrp:

Stubborn kitteh is stubborn.

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Stubborn kitteh is stubborn.

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i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

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skottieyoung:

#DailySketch Groo. One of my favorite books of all time! 
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#DailySketch Groo. One of my favorite books of all time! 

Original art available

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matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

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